“Riddle me this: why is the cleavage on my butt surpassing the cleavage on my chest?” asks sassy new author Dee Brun. The answer: 12 low-cal cocktails from her book Libations of Life: a girl’s guide to life, one cocktail at a time (Whitecap Books).

1. Shake all ingredients and strain into a martini glass.
2. Garnish with fresh raspberries, a lemon wedge, or 2 excruciating minutes on the Stairmaster.